教书佬传奇

一月份去了趟巴厘岛～很喜欢飞机降落前看到地面的风景。孤陋寡闻的我，还以为巴厘岛就是个小岛，从飞机上往下看，才发觉原来此岛并不小。传说中美丽的巴厘岛呀～我来了！

飞机在上空盘旋，感觉自己好像穿梭在棉花糖，层层叠叠的云朵显得特别漂亮。

事前定了巴厘岛的Hard Rock Hotel，这酒店挺好，住的舒服环境也很rocking～符合渡假的心情。
在Hard Rock Hotel,随处可见各个rock star的雕像和纪念品，even the ants rock!!公司安排了一些节目，不多废话～看照片吧～

有时候觉得自己很了解自己；有时候不。有时候觉得旁人很了解自己；有时候不。

就好象镜子的倒映，愈仔细的端倪，愈觉得陌生。

三十几年的累积一万多个日子的经历近三十万小时的淬炼；这当中究竟有什么，究竟失去了什么？抑或，什么变化了什么？

一个人的脸孔，就好象一个字；越看越不懂。总觉得自己懂了，却经不住琢磨。

一个人的心灵，就好象一团雾；想抓抓不着。总觉得就在手边，猛地扑了个空。

这些岁月，我干了什么？好像极忙碌，好像极有计划，好像成竹在胸。

这些岁月，我知道了解什么？气球般越往内装、吹气，越觉得空洞不安。

我以为我能力强、不服输、上进、积极、勤劳、聪明、诚恳、善良。

可有人把气球“凸”的插破，我剩下一地的眼高手低、自卑、投机、狡诈、堕落、愚蠢、虚伪、阴暗。

可那一个才是我？那一个才是真正的我？

我积极上进，有人说我急功近利；我不服输不认命，有人说我不安分守己不安于现状；我诚恳善良，有人说我带着面具伪善。

我的准绳究竟该在那里？我该怎么掌握？

这该死的家伙！白活了！

Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.

Thanks to BOB for giving this assignment to me.  I used to give assignments but now I receive an assignment~~ XD~~  So, here are 25 things about me~

1.  My handphone has broken, so I lost almost ALL OF THE CONTACTS!!!!! DISASTER!!!!  So please don't blame me if I ask you "who's on the line?" when you call me~

2.  I am a lecturer~ a very out-of-formal  lecturer~ a lecturer who'd never want his students to call me "Lecturer / Teacher / Sir" or even "Mr. Chew/ Mr. Stuart".  Just call me Stuart!!

3.  I am 33 years old.

4.  I wonder if I could survive like Tom Hanks in "Cast Away"

5.  I am 33 years old and has not married.

6.  I am hilarious~ I am crazy~~ I am totally out-of-my-mind~~~ sometimes.

7.  I am 33 years old and has not married and almost being "dumped" recently.

8.  I am introvert... sometimes...

9.  I am 33 years old and has not married and almost being "dumped" recently.  Somehow manage to  secure the relationship.

10. I am extrovert... sometimes...

11.  I am 33 years old and has not married and almost being "dumped" recently.  Somehow manage to  secure the relationship.  Really wish to keep the relationship like what Richard Marx once sung, 'until the day the ocean doesn't touch the seas, now an forever, i will be your man...'

12. While I am introvert, I read, I listen, I sleep, I sit in the corner and talk to myself.

13. I am 33 years old and has not married and almost being "dumped" recently.  Somehow manage to  secure the relationship.  Really wish to keep the relationship like what Richard Marx once sung, 'until the day the ocean doesn't touch the seas, now an forever, i will be your man...'  But really don't know if I can do it.

14. While I am extrovert, I photograph, I talk, I sports, I stand in front of the crowd and speak.

15.  I am 33 years old and has not married and almost being "dumped" recently.  Somehow manage to  secure the relationship.  Really wish to keep the relationship like what Richard Marx once sung, 'until the day the ocean doesn't touch the seas, now an forever, i will be your man...'  But really don't know if I can do it.  As Forrest Gump said, 'life is like a box of chocolate, you'll never know what you are going to get."

16. While I am pervert..... well I leave this part up to your imagination... YES! I know what you think..

17.  I am 33 years old and has not married and almost being "dumped" recently.  Somehow manage to  secure the relationship.  Really wish to keep the relationship like what Richard Marx once sung, 'until the day the ocean doesn't touch the seas, now an forever, i will be your man...'  But really don't know if I can do it.  As Forrest Gump said, 'life is like a box of chocolate, you'll never know what you are going to get."  But someone else says, 'you'll know the result if you never try."

18. So, can I conclude that INTROVERT + EXTROVERT = PERVERT? Anyone out there know how to ensure if someone is a PERVERT?

19. I am 33 years old and has not married and almost being "dumped" recently.  Somehow manage to  secure the relationship.  Really wish to keep the relationship like what Richard Marx once sung, 'until the day the ocean doesn't touch the seas, now an forever, i will be your man...'  But really don't know if I can do it.  As Forrest Gump said, 'life is like a box of chocolate, you'll never know what you are going to get."  But someone else says, 'you'll know the result if you never try."  So here I am, taking the courage to ask....

20. Or in other words, how to prove that I am not a pervert?

21. I am 33 years old and has not married and almost being "dumped" recently.  Somehow manage to  secure the relationship.  Really wish to keep the relationship like what Richard Marx once sung, 'until the day the ocean doesn't touch the seas, now an forever, i will be your man...'  But really don't know if I can do it.  As Forrest Gump said, 'life is like a box of chocolate, you'll never know what you are going to get."  But someone else says, 'you'll know the result if you never try."  So here I am, taking the courage to ask.... hoping to get a positive answer....

22. Well, perhaps there is more or less some 'pervertism' in each and everyone of us.

23. I am 33 years old and has not married and almost being "dumped" recently.  Somehow manage to  secure the relationship.  Really wish to keep the relationship like what Richard Marx once sung, 'until the day the ocean doesn't touch the seas, now an forever, i will be your man...'  But really don't know if I can do it.  As Forrest Gump said, 'life is like a box of chocolate, you'll never know what you are going to get."  But someone else says, 'you'll know the result if you never try."  So here I am, taking the courage to ask.... hoping to get a positive answer.... My Dear Ada,

24.  After all the introvert, extrovert and pervert, may be my computer has gone crazy as well, as a matter of fact, this is the 3rd time that I am typing this.  But this test is worth taking, at least I wasn't aware that I may be a pervert until I took this test.

25.  I am 33 years old and has not married and almost being "dumped" recently.  Somehow manage to  secure the relationship.  Really wish to keep the relationship like what Richard Marx once sung, 'until the day the ocean doesn't touch the seas, now an forever, i will be your man...'  But really don't know if I can do it.  As Forrest Gump said, 'life is like a box of chocolate, you'll never know what you are going to get."  But someone else says, 'you'll know the result if you never try."  So here I am, taking the courage to ask.... hoping to get a positive answer.... My Dear Ada, would you marry me?

一月份忙得不像话。

去巴厘岛；过春节。就这样，生命在不经意间流失。

俺家皇太后的栽花技术还真不是盖的。这花儿随便拍拍就有这样的清新的感觉，洗涤烦杂尘世，平静躁动内心。

这紫兰花（确实俺也不晓得什么花名）娇艳而高贵。

如果说兰花高贵而孤傲，那这热闹的花团儿就显得热闹多了；有人恃才傲物，有人虚怀若谷；有人恬静尔雅，有人热闹风趣。一种米养百种人；一个人栽百种花——俺说的是俺家皇太后。

最后这两张，一张含苞待放欣欣向荣；一张百香果（俺家皇太后就连百香果都能栽，问你服未？）。借着两张图，祝贺大家有个欣欣向荣的2009，新的一年，愿所有的努力都可以开花结果；平安富足，健康快乐。

俺家领导最近添了个新玩具，sony alpha 200。一个字：赞！！没事就抱着它到处瞎拍～把当下那刻都化成电子档案。

俺家皇太后向来喜欢花花草草，一般看来不起眼的小花草，也自成一个世界。

第三张，不协调中的平和。印象中花儿老是和蝴蝶蜜蜂配在一块儿；配上苍蝇就显得突兀，可是俺想突兀就突兀了，管他的，不是说好世界大同和睦共处吗？不是说好不要racism吗？

俺家皇太后本领吧？在家还能培养荷花呢～这荷花就养在一个小盆儿里；小盆儿里还养鱼。很和谐的小世界。

话说南山大佛，除了大佛之外，还有一些历史文化馆、万佛馆（我也不太记得名字）等等。除了看大佛，其实也有不少好看的景点。不多废话，看照片！

昨晚和俺家领导聊天，聊着就说女子的‘三从四德’；俺家领导可不是省油的灯，谈起‘三从四德’这事儿就如黄河之水天上来滔滔不绝的发表‘伟大女性论’。

在接受俺领导的思想教育后，俺对‘三从四德’这词儿有新的体验——‘三虫四得’。

哪三虫？懒虫、睡虫、贪吃虫；

哪四得？吃得、睡得、玩得、花得～～